things FMA cast would never say prt 2

Ed: There's been something I've been needing to tell you, but I was just too afria dof how you'd react.
Al: what is it brother?
Ed: Do you hate me Al? I mean do you hate me for what I've done to you?
*Al shoves a twix in his suit*
Need a moment? Chew it over with twix.

Ed is laying on his stomach on the couch, and Winry is sitting on his back putting a screw into his metal arm. And them Al walks in the room.
Al: Winry, what are you doing?
Winry: Just screwing around with Ed.
Al: O.O *Leaves room*

Ed: Winry, if you love automail so much, why don't you just put it on yourself? *wrenched...*

random people at central: hey fullmetal!
ed: *shifty eyes* short people...BEWARE O.O! *runs off*
random people: he's finally snapped...

Ed: I've finally figured out why they call it the devils work. The key ingredient for making a philosopher's stone is...........milk.
*Ed sobs*

Ed- "Don't EVER open my watch!!!!! Its a painful memory." *walks away*
Winry- *curiously opens the watch* "Hey...isn't this a picture Colonel Mustang????" *flips the picture over* "Whoa, that looks kinky. How did he get his leg that far behind him and to the left? ...and are those handcuffs??" *Inscription on picture, "Edward, don't try to escape again or I'll beat you with your own arm, you naughty little minx. Love, Roy P.S. I'll still respect you in the morning."*

((omfg.. o.o))

Ed: Al?
Al: Yes?
Ed: I JUST SAVED A TON OF MONEY ON CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO!!!
Al: But... Nii-san... We don't own a car...
Ed: O.O...